colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

colamania:

spazztastikim:

comebackxkid:

dynastylnoire:

insidehishead:

some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.

(Source: biencorrect, via wetheginger)

kurtiswiebe:

This perfectly summarizes why I love the Simpsons and hate Family Guy. 

(Source: fyspringfield.com, via wetheginger)

pseudologia-fantastica-me:

arrafrost:

lacigreen:

fulloflightning:

don’t blame women for the fact that someone they trusted betrayed them in such an intimate way

solidarity with my ladies

for real i’m so sick of everyone blaming women when their asshole partners share their PRIVATE, CONSENSUAL pictures with the public

[x]

THIS IS FOR EVERY GENDER

(Source: dutchster, via wetheginger)

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

unclemother:

IM SCREAMING

(via wetheginger)

blacksquares:

entered a taco bell while sober fr the first time in my entire life… look at this color scheme…. i had no idea it was so beautiful in here…….. im very inspired by this

(via wetheginger)

itslonaquisha:


colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

itslonaquisha:

colleenismybae:

On picture day how I think I look like vs how i actually look like

how is she the same person

(via drinkmorewaterandcryless)

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

tabbyborym:

madamjellyfish666:

pleatedjeans:

Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]

"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"

I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now

image

(via mermaid4mayor)

unexist-me:


mareepe:


you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

unexist-me:

mareepe:

you automatically turn gay if you drink this

what happens if im already gay and i drink it tho?

gay²

(via drinkmorewaterandcryless)

andrewjscherman:

zooophagous:

North American River Otters

babies

(via mermaid4mayor)

grilledcheese4evr:

824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!

grilledcheese4evr:

824706:

she’s listening to anaconda

Fuck them skinny raccoons in the club!

(Source: babygoatsandfriends, via mermaid4mayor)